Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier
Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via confusingmisery)
The logic hahahahaha
What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge? But they tended to use the term [civilian] these days as a way of describing people who were not policemen. It was a dangerous habit: once policemen stopped being civilians, the only other thing they could be was soldiers.
-"Snuff" by Terry Pratchett (via knerdy)