rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

Perfect is very boring, and if you happen to have a different look, that’s a celebration of human nature, I think. If we were all symmetrical and perfect, life would be very dull.

(Source: breathtakingqueens)

sadurday:

oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole. 

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

agent-bartowski:

rumour:

THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE

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apartmenttherapy:

How to make your own teeny tiny pot. (via 12 DIY Projects & Crafts So Cute You’ll Want to Eat Them All Up | Apartment Therapy)

apartmenttherapy:

How to make your own teeny tiny pot. (via 12 DIY Projects & Crafts So Cute You’ll Want to Eat Them All Up | Apartment Therapy)

iguanamouth:

together at last

Link throughout the years.

(Source: raidenss)

englishsnow:

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