me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier


Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via confusingmisery)

The logic hahahahaha

(via kennakittymeow)


euphonious | acoustic versions of songs for those days you just want to chill [listen]



Tasteless study break noodle

wow fuck you and those ultimate chops i wish I had

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What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge? But they tended to use the term [civilian] these days as a way of describing people who were not policemen. It was a dangerous habit: once policemen stopped being civilians, the only other thing they could be was soldiers.

-"Snuff" by Terry Pratchett (via knerdy)